So my bussiness has been going great the past couple months. Ive gotten ALOT of orders but this week it has been pretty dead. No orders. You would think id have a packed schedual being that thanksgiving is tomorrow- but nope- not one order. Its just weird because i have orders all the time and then the day i think im gonna have alot of stuff to do i dont get anything. Yeah well. I need more customers. LOCAL customers. It is a delivery service. It would be awesome to have some extra cash for the holidays anyways. My guess is there thinking the same thing as me. lol which is why there not buying anything at the moment.

Anyways if you readers were wondering its a home based bakery.

its called “happy endings home based bakery” its fun. it keeps me busy and i love baking – especially fancy shmancy stuff.

Im honored actually- my little sister ask me if she could do her high school senior project with me. I thought it would be a lot of fun.  Im pretty excited about it. feel free to check out the site.

www.happyendingshbb.com

Okay so i Found this On Craigslist when i typed in “playdate” looking for a child the same age as mine to get together and socialize while us moms get together. this is what i came across- im posting it because Its true.  I dont have the perfect body but this goes out to all the big ladies – (keep in mind i do keep up with myself and there are women out there that do so as well.) but on a diffrent note- some just look like slobs and look as if they dont even try.

Listen, I dont have a problem with “fat” chicks, in fact, I kind of PREFER women with a little but more to offer…..but they just dont get it.

HERE ARE THE TOP 7 THINGS THAT MAKE A ‘FAT” CHICK ATTRACTIVE or UNATTRACTIVE:

1)”Oh my god, look at that whore!”….WTF is up with that? So a skinny chick with a good bod walks by you…..and youre OFFENDED? You dont even know her. Have a little confidence, please.
-JEALOUSY SUCKS…..nothing can make a man (or woman) run away faster than lack of confidence by being the morbidly jealous bitch.

2) LEARN TO DRESS TO IMPRESS!…Do yourself a favor: WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNEL for a few hours. PLEASE OBSERVE how even the FAT and OLD chicks look HOT. They know how to dress up thier flaws to catch men’s attention. Even the most heinous of women look good. Why? Because they TRY. and that’s attractive. “Oh, but they look like WHORES!”….well, lady it sure beats the ponytail and/or dyke hair, sweatpants and “Penn State” hoodie that you wear. No one is asking your fatass to wear a thong and low-rise jeans…..Were just asking you to play up your cleavage a little, wear a skirt or some fashionable jeans, get your hair done and some make-up on, maybe some hoop earring and, yes…a thong…..and exude a little confidence.

3) PLEASE ENJOY SEX. Have an OPEN MIND…..This goes for ALL women. Here’s a little secret: CAPTURE OUR IMAGINATION and we are YOURS FOREVER. We might LOOK, but we arent goiug to stray if you capture our imagination. YES. we are dogs. PIGS. Lustful animals, and we are that FIRST, and mates later. Sorry, truth……..So DO NOT get offended if we mention something about a 3-some or Anal, or just having you wearing heels and stockings to bed. THE VERY WRONG ANSWER is to: Cross your arms, pout and stomp screaming ” what kind of a whore do you think I am?”….Wrong, wrong, wrong. …..Maybe CONSIDER doing it…..and even if YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO IT……at least make a game out of it by leading the man on thinking that you MIGHT, maybe SOMEDAY do this. Speak OPENLY and FREELY about sex, YOUR wants and desires, and HIS AS WELL. And for god’s sakes, PULLLEEEEAZE learn how to give a blowjob. ……then get a little freaky. Maybe give each other a hot baby oil massage in the shower. Play games with food and blindfolds. Act out a scenario. Make it FUN, INTERESTING, and MEMORABLE,……. instead of a painful, disappointing CHORE.

4) GROOMING: God, the MOST important. SHAVE, TRIM, DOUCHE. Hairstyle, nails, teeth. Maybe even a tan. ANYONE, fat or not looks good with a tan……..any chick with hair growing up her ass crack and 3 days’ stubble on her legs is NOT getting her pussy eaten let alone pridefully taken on a date publicly. LOOK like you FEEL attractive, then MAKE AN EFFORT to do those girly things that matter MOST: Trim, shave, wax, douche, etc. Save the “tat” or the “piercing” for later….I’m more concerned about your breath, pits, legs, buttcrack and pussy than how cool your new “tat” looks…..Men do it: (Shave, trim, wash, brush, dress, etc)…..you should too.

5)BE REALISTIC: Look. Face it. You are FAT. Dont expect Brad Pitt or George Clooney to be asking you out. The same is for us men. A bald, middle-aged man with a little gut might not be attractive……but he goddamned sure might be a much better man for you in the long run anyway. And that works BOTH ways when your’e NOT perfect, get it? (wink, wink)No one is telling you to lower your standards and expectations…..we are just saying look for love in places where other people are NOT….and never say never. Keep those horizons broad and you might do better than the girl who scored the GQ underwear model dude.

6) RELY ON YOUR PERSONALITY. So, fuck it. Youre fat. What can you offer over a hot, skinny chick?….not much, at least at FIRST. Usually, super-hot skinny party bimbos SUCK in the personality department, they are STUCK UP, self-centered and ALWAYS high-maintenence. What can you do? BE THE EXACT OPPOSITE! Be approachable. Be kind. Be FUN and SMILING. Have CONFIDENCE (are you seeing a trend here?) and poise and learn to flirt with POISE, CONFIDENCE and DIGNITY while arousing men’s curiousity as to why you are so fun, open and bubbly……..where a hot, snotty chick only knows how to push her boobs out further, pull her thong up higher and dance more seductively when threatened by the presence of other women stealing attention from her,…..you can smoke her clear out of the room by just being a fun, approachable, level-headed smiling confident chick. TRUST ME. We are looking for that, and it’s refreshing.
-Walking a fine line here. Be approachable and fun without being obnoxious or appearing desperate. KNOW when youve said too much, and know when you need to walk away to keep the man thinking about you. This applies once youve captured your man. If you stick by the mantra: “best friends, best lovers. Talk openly no drama.) on both your parts…..youll be together forvere.

7) GET USED TO REJECTION. It aint you, it’s them. Thier loss, really. You arent perfect, and you know it. Are you gonna let that eat away at your self-esteem? Fuck it, baby. You didnt need him anyway. Maybe he didnt like blondes, or maybe he was already taken. This no reason to go home and eat ice cream and cry. Tommorrow is another day, and there for MOTHERFUCKING SURE someone looking for EXACTLY YOU. And deep inside you know it.

Good night, good luck. I am a dude dealing with the same thing, and we are in the same boat…..with the exception and difference being, at least a fat chick can still get laid anytime she wants…… DUDES just go home lonely and dejected. NO CHICK EVER looks at a sub-par dude and says to herself: “well, he aint hot, but he’d be good for a quick piece of ass” like men do….so we usually sit up late and post bullshit replies on craigslist instead of going out and being shot down again and again.

Later. Hope you find your mate.

So im thinking the ana nicole pic is a little to much but she was never ugly…just over weight. let me know what you think of all this. Id like to get other peoples opinions. I think its true. just becuase your overweight doesnt mean you cant rock a style and flaunt yourself.

So today was my daughters 15 month check up although she is 16 months. They can never schedual her on time. I realize that shots are something a child needs but I cant stand being in the room when they actually give them to her. It makes MEEE want to cry, seeing somebody put my little one through pain. What makes the situation worse is there not even nice about it- they “man handle” her like shes super strong or something.  She is only a year and a half old but sometimes i swear she knows why were going to the doctors. the secound we get into our room she gets really weird.  I dont know…..me on the other hand- i feel so out of place when I take her there. I am the only white woman in the room and she is the only white baby. I feel like everyone is staring at me-then for the second that i look up…i realize that they are. I mean, i dont get it. is it because i dress well, im well groomed and classy? is it because I have a really cute baby ? Or is it because im white? I could go to a drs office where everyone wouldn’t gawk at me but its a lot farther away.  And with me gas isnt the issue -its more waking up an hour earlier then the usual hour i wake up beforehand.

Speaking of gas – its now under $2.00 a gallon! Whoo hooo-

Im 20 and my husband is 23- he said when he started driving at 16 it was 99c a gallon.  Where was I ? I dont remember this! and to think that that was about 8 years ago. Which got me thinking wow…how old was my mom when she was 16 and started driving. shes 41 now- uggg and im to lazy to do the math.

Anyways im glad that the price of gas has gone down.

What is it  with fashion now days? seriousley…Do people really think its sexy and nessisary to wear the most pointiest shoes ever? I dont…i think “oh little feet on women are cute” but then theres theese girls trying to make there feet look even bigger. This past fathers day I bought my husband a book called “the man book” and it stated “you can tell how hot a girl THINKS she is by how pointy her shoes are.”  I thought it was kinda funny.  Paris hilton is crazy- she wheres a womens size 11 wich is friggen huge and she still wears them pointy shoes. (more pointy then the pic in this artical, and yes that is a picture of her foot)

okay now were getting to the guy part….what is up with all theese teenage boys wearing extramly tight pants? I asked my friend bean not to long ago why he weres “girl pants” he responded- “oh theese…there not girl pants” and he was being serious. they make pants that tight for guys now. And there not even sexy like  the way you picture some hot ass model wearing nice tight jeans theese are skin tight all the way down to the ankles-

I think my biggest fashion issue  now days are the women that still wear there jeans up to there belly button or higher.

ladies……this is gross, and not attractive….TIP: you dont have to wear your jeans up so high because you THINK it makes you look slimer…it looks rediculas. and im not talking about the cute high waist 70s type jeans eaither- anyways-Its mostly women over the age of 45.

Im all about old school looks- but when i say old school i mean retro or vintage not 1989-1990  house mom that wears frumpy sweaters, super high jeans and  is obsessed with dogs and potporie (sp)

Its almost 2 in the morning! Im frustrated that im getting nowhere helping my mom search for her birth mother. (my grandma) Ive been on this mission for the past few months. I got a couple leads but nothing to revealing. It makes me wonder why somebody could ever give up a child. I mean dont get me wrong im all about pro choice and if your not stable enough to keep the baby then abort it….i know that sounds fucked up in so many ways but why go on with your pregnancy, give birth, look that little baby in the eyes and say that you don’t want it? Im sure there was a good enough reason…right? I have a little girl shes 16 months old (1&1/2) Shes honestly the best thing that ever happened to me. she gives me a reason to wake up every morning -

I never felt important once throughout my child hood I always felt like people could care less about me. Now…later in life im a mom and a wife- I AM IMPORTANT and my family relies on me, they look up to me and support me….I like that feeling- knowing that people do care about me- like i said, i never felt that growing up- that was until i moved in with a friend and out of my moms. they showed me what it was like to have a family and do fun things together.  after moving in with them i realized…..stuff back home wasnt normal….and then i said to myself “I live here now, this is my home, and im gonna be okay” At that point my life changed dramatically …and it was for the better. As of today – years later- im doing great, im a very happy person-and i couldnt ask for a any better life.  Now that im grown up I do have a really good relationship with my mom. I love my mom i just never got that feeling back-but i know she loves me. I also still talk to my fauster mom- she gave me alot of good tips on life- shes the reason i am who i am today.